Thursday, 15 August 2013

The day God looked out for Brendon


The day started well. 4 suitcases, 3 hand-luggage bags, 2 strollers, 2 kids and 2 adults arrived in time to catch the Hoppa bus to Terminal 4. This is the day that for sure I know there is a God and he had given Brendon protection from me. Brendon was a little pale on arriving at the check-in as there was a lady and a man free for check-in. Colour returned as he saw the man’s hand signalling us to step forward as later he explained that you should never go to a woman if you have extra baggage. Even though we had off-loaded our extra 20kgs of check-in luggage with Cobus and Ulrike we were still overweight on our hand luggage. The man carefully did the calculations while we held our breath, gave Brendon a pass to the business class lounge and handed him the boarding passes and passports back. Phew! Step 1 – check. Next was security. Our liquids were in a little bag, belts off, laptops out, strollers packed up. This part of the process is Brendon’s nemesis. He eyed the convoy of bags through the scanner and under his breath said. They have one of the bags! I politely went over to retrieve it and answered the security officer’s questions about liquids and sharp instruments honestly. I told him that there were no liquids and sharp items but amongst other things presents in the bag for the kids and I would prefer they did not see them. He must have had the gift of discernment (or a wife and kids) because he suggested I let Brendon sort through the bag with him and I step away with Owen and Erin. In hindsight it was the right thing to do. He scratched through the bag and eventually pulled out a full large zip-loc bag containing 6 sunscreens (each one over the 100ml limit) that I had asked Brendon to put in the checked-in luggage the day before. Before I knew it a non-fruit of the spirit word flew out my mouth silently as they both looked up at me. I must have resembled Cruella deville as they both looked visibly moved! Brendon looked guttered at the prospect of a 6 hour flight with nowhere to escape to while listening to me yarning on about the incident. The security officer looked like he also had a wife and recognised the scale of the matter. He politely asked Brendon if he would like to check the bag in. “Yes, I really would appreciate that!” Brendon said. The problem was not the cost of money (which amounted to more than £ 100) but the fact that I had embarked on a painful 6 week research of chemical and mineral sunscreens to find the ones that suits each one of our skins and in a blink of an eye they would be in the bin and I would be on our way back to Doha with no sun-protection. 

After calming down I sat next to the security exit with the cherubs thinking how relieved Brendon must be feeling about dodging the bullet on that one. My eyes gazed down to the boarding passes he left with me. Boarding time: 09:50. Seat number: 49E!!!!! What the blazes!! I was expecting 10 or 11 E not an extra 30 rows behind that. This was the worst seat reservation in our almost 13 years of marriage. This was unacceptable. Brendon was sure to see an upside down smile greeting his right way up smile when he came around the corner. He was in for the high jump again. Let me begin by saying that I know I am extremely blessed by even having the opportunity to fly. I know that. I am grateful. But over the years I have become anxious about flying, to the point of nausea. I am always convinced that the tail of the aircraft will fall off on take off or landing. Statistics show that those who die in an aircraft are the ones that sit in the very back of the aircraft. And where were we located? 4 rows from the VERY back! I was not a happy camper. Brendon apologised for his inconsistency in getting it right all the time but he was happy to let it go this one time because he felt that spending too much time with the check-in person might raise an awareness about our hand luggage weight. I did not let it rest and was still grumbling 1 hour into the flight about our rubbish seats. Eventually the novelty wore off and I stopped playing the broken record.

6 hours and an uneventful flight later we had to buckle up for landing. One more time of holding my breath, expecting to be skidding along the tarmac with metal sparks flying around while looking at the rest of the plane detach from the tail end, we touched down in Doha. It was not our day to die! I told Brendon, who had stood up to leave, that he had better take a seat as there were 30 rows ahead of us that had to disembark first. The dissatisfaction with the seat number was rearing its head again. He was all ready with the hand luggage when the aircraft personnel announced over the intercom that we would be disembarking from the rear of the aircraft. Brendon saw his moment of glory and piped up “All is well that ends well!" God shone down on Brendon today! I later apologised for being the world’s worst wife with a dog-with-a-bone personality! Moral of the story: to keep the weight down, keep the credit card away from the wife! I see the error of my ways!


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